I’m a long-haired, piano-playing, corset-loving, health-obsessed nerd. I collect corsets, swords, and enough craft/sewing materials for it to be called “hoarding” by my parents. I’ve been teaching piano for 12 years. I studied biochemistry in my undergrad and worked in a microbiology lab for several years, and I love to combine my knowledge in health sciences with corsetry. I’d like to one day go back to school for degrees in dietetics and nutrition and then naturopathic medicine.
Although I try to be as objective as possible in corset reviews, the shape/fit/comfort section at the beginning of each video IS still subjective, as every body is different. At the request of some viewers I’ve provided my natural measurements as I realize that it’s sometimes difficult to gauge how a corset will fit on your body based on how the same one fits on me. When you watch one of my corset reviews, please pay particular attention to my own hipspring and torso length especially, and never presume that a corset will fit the same way on everyone!
This set of measurements may also be a useful resource for “body doubles” when I’m selling off parts of my corset collection. If you are curious about other numbers, please send me an email. Please don’t be creepy about it.
It’s also pretty obvious that these aren’t “model” stats – so please refrain from snark. Thanks! <3
Bust: 35-36″ depending on time of cycle. (Left side is up to one cup bigger than the right side at times.)
Underbust: 28″ (full exhale), 31″ (full inhale). (I generally request ~ 30″)
Natural waist: around 28″ (depends on time of cycle)
Corset size: USUALLY 22″ for standard underbusts, 24″ for standard overbusts, and custom may range anywhere from 20″ – 24″.
Iliac crest: I usually request 34″, as my left iliac protrudes more than my right.
Full hip: 37.5″
Approximate vertical measurements:
Please note that my torso tends to be on the long side, and my waist sits rather low. For this reason, many standard-size overbusts tend to look too short on me, but this may not be the case for you. Don’t be surprised if you find that your own waist-to-underbust vertical measurement is an inch or two shorter than my own!
Full height: 5’5″
Waist-to-armpit: 9.5 or 10″
Waist-to-underbust: 5.5 or 6″
Waist-to-lap: 4.5 or 5″
For me to sit comfortably, most longline corsets are no longer than 10.5 – 11 inches from underbust to lap, although the center front can be as long as 13 inches if the corset is pointed in the front (rises up between the breasts and dips down at the pubic bone).